Guide to Zen

Trinity

31-08-2008 23:35:31

Guide to Zen

Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life just gets worse.

The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

Анархист будущего

31-08-2008 23:42:47

Trinity писал(а):Guide to Zen

Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life just gets worse.

The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.


Я по англицки непонимаю.А русский перевод будет?

Spirit

01-09-2008 02:49:27

Это никакой не Zen, а простой New Age - такой сладенький сиропчик с эткеткой Guide to Zen....

И "анархизм" такой же существует, главное там чтобы - Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

Goren

01-09-2008 05:49:30

А мне понравилось. Жизненно так %)

Grottern

01-09-2008 09:19:34

Нет, так-то оно весело, но почём зря чужой брэнд теребить? Дзэн штука суровая и опасная, а это какой-то очень домашний дзэн, прикроватный что ли...

Goren

02-09-2008 13:46:24

Придурковатый, скорее %)